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Linux, Unix and Windows jokes

Anti MS-Windows jokes:

MicroSoft is not the answer, MicroSoft is the question, the answer is no.

Why does the DOS version of a program always run faster on a 2 MB 16 MHz 386SX than the Windows version on a 8 MB 66 MHz 486DX2?

Is MicroSoft a new toilet paper or what?

The PC has created anarchy. Hardware and software have been thrown together in random configurations at the whim of any employee with access to an expense voucher and a computer catalogue. The result has been a financial and administrative nightmare for corporations.

640K ought to be enough for anybody said Bill Gates in 1981.

I wonder how much the harddisk and RAM producers pay the Windows developers to write such resource-demanding programs.

Question: How many Microsoft engineers do you need to replace a broken light-bulb?
Answer: None, Microsoft will standardize the darkness in such cases!

Windows-95 makes Unix look like an operating system !

Competition of writing books about elephants:
IBM: Big blue elephant.
Novell: Linking elephants.
Microsoft: Why you must buy Windows 95.

PnP = Plug Not Play

PnP = Plug aNd Phone

PnP = Plus aNd Pray

1995: DOS is dead. Bill.
1998: Bill is dead. DOS.

1995: DOS is dead. Bill.
1998: C:\>copy con prn
Bill is dead.
^Z

Question:What is the difference between Windows and an apple ?
Answer:Apples only fall down once a year.

NT = Not Today

If MicroSoft would sell cars:
the model of a given year would be available one year later
you have to buy a new car, if any traffic signs change
your car would stop sometimes and for some reason you think this is normal
you can only drive in your car alone except if you have a Car95 or a CarNT
there would be no controls for oil, gas or breaks - only a "unknown error" light
people would be fascinated by all these new features in car95 like doors and gearboxes
they will have to use MicroSoft gas

Windows = cheap Mac clone

An Intel PC has four protections modes: Abort, Retry, Fail and Reboot

Windows 95: 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition.

NT is not enterprise ready until MS is willing to support it.

Bill Gates: If GM (General Motors) had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty five dollar cars that got 1000 miles/gallon.
General Motors: Yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?

error #123: This system has been running Windows for more than 6 hours without an error. Something must be wrong! Please reboot!

MS Windows - the 3270 of the 21st century.

In a world without walls and fences - who needs windows and gates ?

"The obvious mathematical breakthrough would be development of an easy way to factor large prime numbers" [Bill Gates, The Road Ahead, p.265]

GM vs MS
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated:
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating (by Mr. Welch himself):
"If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:
For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.
Every time they painted new lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.
Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.
Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "Car95" or "CarNT". But then you would have to buy more seats.
Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but would only run on five percent of the roads.
The oil, water temperature and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.
New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.
Occasionally for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grab hold of the radio antenna.
GM would also require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the Justice Department.
Every time GM introduced a new model car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
You'd press the "start" button to shut off the engine.

NT = New Teflon (Wall Street alone are reported to have thrown over 100 million dollars down the drain on failed NT projects, but nothing sticks ...)

Question: Who said the name Microsoft and when ?
Answer: Bill Gates wife at their wedding night !

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Anti UNIX jokes:

If Unix is the answer, then it must have been a stupid question.

Unix is the only virus with a command-interface.

How can an operating system from 1970 (UNIX) be more modern than an operating system from 1978 (VMS)?

Unix - the first computer virus.

NFS = Nightmare File System.

Berkeley is famous for LSD and BSD UNIX. I don't think that is a coincidence.

Sure, the Unix file system corrupts your files, but look how fast it is!

Friends don't let friends use Unix.

Unix - the ideal operating system for CPU's that are never powered up.

Nothing wrong with Unix that a total redesign and rewrite can not fix.

UNIX will be preempted by NT. UNIX doesn't know it yet - it won't notice until it's too late, because UNIX is the Yugoslavia of software, at war with itself -- but it's all over.

The users of Unix systems said speed wasn't an issue when the Alpha chip was released. The same people tell their wives and girlfriends that size doesn't matter.

If Unix were a beer, then it would be shipped in open casks so that anybody could p### in it before delivery.

UNIX is user friendly. It's just selective about who its friends are.

UNIX is akin to a religion to some. If things aren't done like they are in UNIX, then they must be bad. Sorry, I don't believe in this religion.

UNIX is a four-letter word!

VI = Virtually Incomprehensible.

Unix is about as user friendly as a blow in the back from an ice-pick, only not quite as productive.

What has happened, when a system-manager gets gray-haired in one day ? One day with a UNIX system !

How do you pronounce UNIX ? You Nix !

The sad thing about UNIX is that no matter how many times you hit yourself over the head with it, you never quite manage to completely lose consciousness.

Cretin and UNIX both start with C.

The scariest thing about Jurassic Park was that the control systems were Unix.

I used to do VMS, now I do Unix - it's a living.

Why is using a UNIX system like being an Eunuch? Everytime you go to do something important, you realize something critical is missing.

Why aren't there many female unix users? They don't think about to ask a man for help!

UNIX programmers are like witch doctors. They think they have to be covered with scars to show how powerful they are.

UNIX on Alpha ? Why run a 2-bit operating system on 64-bit hardware ?

UNIX and NT were talking about security and reliability. After some time they concluded, that they would like to be like VMS, when they grow up.

NFS = Not Fully Serviceable.

NFS = No File Security.

Обновяване на Gentoo 2007.0 до Gentoo 2008.0

В началото на месеца беше пусната новата версия на Gentoo Linux - 2008.0. Поради липса на време, а и на сериозни причини за преминаване на нея до скоро, не си бях обновил профила на системата. Новостите всеки може да ги намери на сайта на дистрибуцията, а потребителите, които обновяват редовно системите могат да пропуснат смяната на профила, просто защото не са изпуснали нищо ново (спрямо обновена 2007.0) . Все пак се препоръчва преминаването към нов профил, когато той е наличен. Това може да стане по два начина:
  • с промяна на меката връзка на /etc/make.profile
  • с използването на eselect
Профила представлява конфигурационни файлове. За преминаване към подразбиращият се профил 2008.0 е нужно да се смени меката връзка на /etc/make.profile към /usr/portage/profiles/default/linux/x86/2008.0, което за хора компилирали системата си от stage 1, не би представлявало трудност, може да представлява известна трудност за масовия потребител.

За страхуващите се да използват "ln -s" могат да използват eselect. С "
eselect profile list " се показват наличните профили, а с " eselect profile set <число> " се избира профил.

Unix and Linux humor

1. 50 ways to leave your editor

From: tbpic1@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Tim Pickett)
Subject: Re: Simon and Garfunkel (was Re: This is a test

umisef@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (Bernd Meyer) writes:
>So let's go for "there must be 50 ways to leave your editor" :-)

All right, you've got a deal. Memories of trying to quit an editor in
VMS that I didn't understand . . . (A bad song this for parodying. It
makes it sound like I can't make words scan, even though I'm referring
to the sheet music in front of me.)

The problem is all inside your ed(1), she sed(1) to me,
But the answer is emacs if you like C-x C-c,
I'm here to help you if you're struggling to use free(),
There must be fifty ways to leave your editor.

She said, `I hope your print job doesn't get dequeued,
I hope that you've stocked up lots of vending machine food.
But I'll repeat myself - have you gone and colon-q'd?
There must be fifty ways to leave your editor.
Fifty ways to leave your editor.'

Just press control-K, Ray,
Try double-Z, Fred,
You're still in insert, Bert,
So hit control-C.
Press meta-x, Lex,
Then type, `exit-quit-leave'
Or else just suspend, friend,
and kill(1) it with glee.

She said, `It grieves me now to stty(1) sane,
I wish there was somthing I could do to see your prompt again,'
I said, "I appreciate that,' and started to complain
About the fifty ways.

She said, `Why don't we both just sleep(1) on it tonight?
I'm sure in the morning you'll be sick of reading Byte.'
And then she warned me not to be a power-cycling neophyte,
There must be fifty ways to leave your editor.
Fifty ways to leave your editor.

(Repeat chorus)

2. Addicted to vi

Title : Addicted To Vi
Original : Addicted To Love
Group : Robert Palmer
Author : Chuck Musciano
Intro : After thinking about that poor wretch who has become
addicted to vi, I was inspired to compose the following
ditty, sung to the tune of "Addicted To Love" by Robert
Palmer. As you sing this, it may help the effect to imagine
a dozen women, all of whom resemble Bill Joy, dressed in
black and dancing sinuously.
Song :


Addicted To Vi
(with apologies to Robert Palmer)

You press the keys with no effect,
Your mode is not correct.
The screen blurs, your fingers shake;
You forgot to press escape.
Can't insert, can't delete,
Cursor keys won't repeat.
You try to quit, but can't leave,
An extra "bang" is all you need.

You think it's neat to type an "a" or an "i"--
Oh yeah?
You won't look at emacs, no you'd just rather die
You know you're gonna have to face it;
You're addicted to vi!

You edit files one at a time;
That doesn't seem too out of line?
You don't think of keys to bind--
A meta key would blow your mind.
H, J, K, L? You're not annoyed?
Expressions must be a Joy!
Just press "f", or is it "t"?
Maybe "n", or just "g"?

Oh--You think it's neat to type an "a" or an "i"--
Oh yeah?
You won't look at emacs, no you'd just rather die
You know you're gonna have to face it;
You're addicted to vi!

Might as well face it,
You're addicted to vi!
You press the keys without effect,
Your life is now a wreck.
What a waste! Such a shame!
And all you have is vi to blame.

Oh--You think it's neat to type an "a" or an "i"--
Oh yeah?
You won't look at emacs, no you'd just rather die
You know you're gonna have to face it;
You're addicted to vi!

Might as well face it,
You're addicted to vi!

3. Santa Claus Learns Unix

better !pout !cry
better watchout
lpr why
santa claus town
cat /etc/passwd >list
ncheck list
ncheck list
cat list | grep naughty >nogiftlist
cat list | grep nice >giftlist
santa claus town

who | grep sleeping
who | grep awake
who | grep bad || good
for (goodness sake) {be good}

echo "Oh,"

better !pout !cry
better watchout
lpr why
santa claus town

4. Command Line Jokes.

1. % make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

2. % got a light?
No match.

3. % sleep with me
bad character

4. % man: Why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

5. % rm God
rm: God nonexistent

6. % make 'heads or tails of all this'
Make: Don't know how to make heads or tails of all this. Stop.

7. % make sense
Make: Don't know how to make sense. Stop.

8. % make mistake
Make: Don't know how to make mistake. Stop.

9. % make bottle.open
Make: Don't know how to make bottle.open. Stop.

10. % \(-
(-: Command not found.

11. % rm -i God
rm: remove God? y
% ls God
God not found

% make light
Make: Don't know how to make light. Stop.

12. % date me
You are not superuser: date not set
Thu Aug 25 15:52:30 PDT 1988

13. % man rear
No manual entry for rear.

14. % If I had a ) for every dollar Reagan spent, what would I have?
Too many )'s.

15. % * How would you describe Bill Clinton
*: Ambiguous.

16. % %Vice-President
%Vice-President: No such job.

17. % ls Meese-Ethics
Meese-Ethics not found

18. % "How would you rate Reagan's senility?
Unmatched ".

19. % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

20. % ^How did the^sex change operation go?
Modifier failed.

21. % cp /dev/null sex;chmod 000 sex
% more sex
sex: Permission denied

% strip show
strip: show: Permission denied

22. % who is my match?
No match.

23. % set i="DemocraticPlatform";mkdir $i;chmod 000 $i;ls $i
DemocraticPlatform unreadable

24. % awk "Polly, the ship is sinking"
awk: syntax error near line 1
awk: bailing out near line

25. % %blow
%blow: No such job.

26. % 'thou shalt not commit adultery'
thou shalt not commit adultery: Command not found.

27. $ test my argument
test: too many arguments

28. $ "Amelia Earhart"
Amelia Earhart: not found

29. $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

30. $ man -kisses dog
dog: nothing appropriate

5. Error Messages

1. “Values of B will give rise to dom.”
2. FATAL system error #nnnn CAUSE: We should never get here!
3. OHHHH…. I give up Core dumped
4. COMPILER UNABLE TO ABORT
5. AN ATTEMPT WAS MADE TO WRITE BEYOND THE MAXIMUM ASSIGNED SPACE FOR A MASS STORAGE FILE. AN ATTEMPT WAS MADE TO EXPAND A MASS STORAGE FILE BEYOND THE MAXIMUM ASSIGNED SPACE. A READ FUNCTION FOR A MASS STORAGE FILE SPECIFIED AN ADDRESS (WORD 5 OF THE I/O PACKET) THAT IS BEYOND THE MAXIMUM ASSIGNED SPACE. A READ OR WRITE FUNCTION FOR A WORD-ADDRESSABLE MASS STORAG FILE SPECIFIED A MASS STORAGE ADDRESS (WORD 5 OF THE I/O PACKET) AND A TOTAL DATA COUNT. WHEN THE MASS STORAGE ADDRESS IS ADDED TO THE TOTAL DATA COUNT, THE RESULTING ENDING MASS STORAGE ADDRESS IS GREATER THAN 2*/35-1. A READ OR WRITE FUNCTION FOR A SECTOR-FORMATTED MASS STORAGE FILE SPECIFIED A MASS STORAGE ADDRESS (WORD 5 OF THE I/O PACKET) THAT IS GREATER THAN 2*/30-1. ADI ONLY: REFERENCE ATTEMPTED BEYOND THE ASSIGNED FILE WHEN THE FILE IS CONFIGURED AS A FH-432 OR FH-1782 DRUM.
6. ERROR: A really big XXXX UP has been detected !!
7. Momentaraly writing while seeking..
Constantly writing while seeking..
Momentaraly writing while reading..
8. initstate: not enough state (%d bytes) with which to do jack; ignored.
9. “Keyboard not present, press any key”
10. “You lied to me when you told me this was a program”
11. “PROGRAMMER GOOFED . . . YOU SHOULD NEVER SEE THIS MESSAGE”
12. YOU CAN’T DO THAT!
13. Man the Lifeboats! Women and children first!
14. $ make :== $ sys$system:teco32 make
$ make love
Not war?
15. That makes 100 errors; please try again.
16. You can now delete more, or insert, or whatever.
17. Sorry, I don’t know how to help in this situation.
18. Maybe you should try asking a human?
19. Sorry, I already gave what help I could…
20. An error might have occurred before I noticed any problems.
21. If all else fails, read the instructions.
22. This can’t happen.
23. I’m broken. Please show this to someone who can fix can fix
24. I can’t go on meeting you like this.
25. One of your faux pas seems to have wounded me deeply.. in fact, I’m barely conscious. Please fix it and try again.
26. Interruption
27. You rang?
28. IMPOSSIBLE.
29. NONEXISTENT.
30. ETC.
31. BAD.
32. A funny symbol that I can’t read has just been input. Continue, and I’ll forget that it ever happened.
33. I suspect you’ve forgotten a `}’, causing me to apply this control sequence to too much text. How can we recover? My plan is to forget the whole thing and hope for the best.
34. I dddon’t go any higher than filll.
35. Dimensions can be in units of em, ex, in, pt, pc, cm, mm, dd, cc, bp, or sp; but yours is a new one!
36. Something Rotten in Denmark, Interp Stack Not ALigned
37. ILLEGAL ERROR
38. bad magic number
39. “very funny”
40. “Unexpected ‘;’, expecting ‘;’”
41. You can’t do that in horizontal mode.
42. “COMPILER THWARTED”
43. “Keyboard error or no keyboard present. Press F1 to continue.”
44. “Argument is bletchful.”
45. “Guru Meditation”
46. “lint’s little mind is blown.”
47. “Hot Damn! You need more ram!”
48. String literal too long (I let you have 512 characters, that’s 3 more than ANSI said I should)
49. And the lord said, ‘lo, there shall only be case or default labels inside a switch statement’a typedef name was a complete surprise to me at this point in your program
50. You can’t modify a constant, float upstream, win an argument with the IRS, or satisfy this compiler
51. This struct already has a perfectly good definitiontype in (cast) must be scalar; ANSI 3.3.4; page 39, lines 10-11 (I know you don’t care, I’m just trying to annoy you)
52. Can’t cast a void type to type void (because the ANSI spec. says so, that’s why)
53. Huh ?
54. can’t go mucking with a ‘void *’
55. we already did this function
56. This label is the target of a goto from outside of the block containing this label AND this block has an automatic variable with an initializer AND your window wasn’t wide enough to read this whole error message
57. Call me paranoid but finding ‘/*’ inside this comment makes me suspicious
58. Symbol table full - fatal heap error; please go buy a RAM upgrade from your local Apple dealer
59. “It seem you are trying to check the output from a word-processor. Not only does this not make sense, but you would probably damage the file
60. if you tried so I am not going to let you do this!”
61. It looks like the active file is messed up. Contact your news administrator and leave the “bogus” groups alone, and they may come back to normal. Maybe.
62. Attention K-Mart shoppers: Blue Light special in out SYSTEM UTILITIES department. for the next 10 days we will be taking requests for the utilities that you think should be here. Thank you again for shopping K-Mart.
63. “Things are not looking good!”
64. “I didn’t think this set of error conditions could ever happen”
65. “Now deleting all files. Goodbye”
66. “file has bad magic.”
67. “Hi Linda! We wondered how long it would take, for you to mess up this bad.”
68. “The running master will not die…”
69. “Shut ‘er down, Clancy, she’s a-pumpin’ mud!”
70. An error has occured on the error logging device.
71. “Out of order”
72. “Hey are you talking to me? Try again!”
73. “Invalid command. Feel ashamed for yourself and try again.”
74. “Of all the commands available you picked the wrong one!”
75. “Shut her down, Scotty, she’s sucking mud again!”
76. ERROR 1164 HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE
77. WARNING: FILE GENERATED THE FILE WHICH WAS SPECIFIED AS THE ‘COPY TO’ OR DESTINATION FILE WAS NOT THERE AND WAS THEREFORE GENERATED BY JOBCONTROL. IF YOU DID NOT MEAN TO COPY TO A NEW FILE ELIMINATE THE FILE.
78. NO ACCESS FOR $TOAD SERVICE A USER PROGRAM MADE A CALL TO A $TOAD SERVICE AND THE USER DOES NOT HAVE THE PROPER ACCESS TO BIT TO USE THAT SERVICE. ACCESS RESTRICTIONS ARE PLACED ON THE $TOADS SERVICES IN GENERAL, AND $CPRIOR, $PABORT, AND $SUSP FOR INDIVIDUAL RESTRICTIONS. JOBCNTRL ER 2167 : NO ACCESS TO VULCANIZE PROGRAM
79. AN ATTEMPT HAS BEEN MADE TO VULCANIZE A REAL-TIME, MONITOR, OR NRH
TYPE PROGRAM, OR A PROGRAM WITH HIGH ACCESS, ACCOUNTING FILE ACCESS,
OR SUB-SYSTEM ACCESS. THE VULCANIZE REQUEST IS IGNORED BECAUSE THE
USER DOES NOT HAVE ACCESS TO GENERATE SUCH A PROGRAM.
80. IT’S NOT NICE TO FOOL POP!
81. YOU JUST TRIED TO FAKE-OUT MOTHER NATURE, AND SHE CAUGHT YOU! SUPER-VULCAN NOW HAS YOUR NAME ON HIS ENEMY LIST, AND YOU CAN BE CERTAIN THAT FUTURE ATTEMPTS TO RESOURCE LFN 0,3,OR 6 WILL RESULT IN YOUR BEING ABORTED, SPINDLED, MANGLED, FOLDED, PUNCHED, DELETED, AND DEALLOCATED.
82. PROGRAM FILE DESTROYED. THE PROGRAM HAS BEEN ABORTED DUE TO INCONSISTENCIES IN THE INFORMATION GENERATED BY THE VULCANIZER. THE DISC COPY OF THE PROGRAM MAY HAVE BEEN
DESTROYED OR THE PROGRAM MAY NOT HAVE BEEN RE-VULCANIZED AFTER A MAJOR SYSTEM RELEASE. IN ANY CASE RE-VULCANIZE THE PROGRAM (RLIBS ALSO).
83. minor alarm
84. major alarm
85. critical alarm
86. alarm system failure alarm
87. This application has violated system integrity and must be terminated.
88. “You are a charlatan.”
89. “Go away. You don’t exist.”
90. Tsk tsk? Have I been a bad computer?
91. line 2706 compiler error: schain botch
92. Are you lonely?
93. Anyone have a better memory of this than I do?
94. ?NO ERROR
95. I give up…. dumping core now!
96. For heavens sake, doesn’t anyone just talk anymore?
97. Not tonight, I’ve got a headache.
98. I beg your pardon?
99. Your place or mine?
100. FORTRAN FATAL INTERNAL ERROR FATAL COMPILER DAMAGE REPORT FOLLOWS
101. ?Invalid Character At Terminal — Please Go Away
102. ?Unibus timeout — send in a new quarterback
103. ?Ouch, That HURTS!
104. You must be joking.
105. Error: Error ocurred when attempting to print error message.
106. Error #1: Power supply not found”
107. ERROR 0: POWER NOT ON
108. Break Rob’s knuckles
109. “You can tune a filesystem, but you can’t tuna fish”
110. $ man fish
Don’t say “fish”, Bishop. It doesn’t mean anything.
111. $ man overboard
BUGS: No life raft
112. “Oops! Error while handling error!”
113. Can’t find wicked faraway objects.
114. Can’t fit 27? tape through 25? door.
115. “Invalid Error”.
116. “code has no effect”
117. “No message, no subject; hope that’s ok.”
118. I the most critical examiner of all have determined that there is an error on line 42.
119. Parity Error But Segment Doesn’t Found
120. MORE CORE AVAILABLE, BUT NOT FOR YOU
121. Shannon and Bill say this can’t happen”);
122. PUNT
123. ‘Weird magic happens here’.
124. “Thou hast new mail.”
125. Too much “sourcing” going on.
126. Okie dokie
127. Mail’s idea of conditions is screwed up
128. ~h: no can do!?
129. Too many regrets
130. detract asked to insert commas
131. metoo
132. Somethings amiss — no @ or % in arpafix
133. Made up bad net name
134. ubluit
135. Who are you!?
136. ; why =
137. “The impossible has happened!”
138. Beam me up Scotty, there’s no life out here.
139. “NO ERRORS DETECTED”.
140. NO COMPILER DETECTED ERRORS.
141. Holy Panes Batman, the window’s missing!
142. “Holy PH, Batman, the buffer’s missing!”
143. “Holy Vectors Batman, I can’t get more lines!”
144. “System Error - Sureness out of Bounds”
145. Mysterious Error -nnn
146. Internal Error: Illegal hedge TV number. (huh?? what?!)
147. Internal Error: BlinkThere or HiliteThere messed up.
148. Bad External File System: Boy, is your system messed up.
149. Hodie natus est radici frate
“Today unto the root is born a brother’”
150. Looks like mere mortals are trying to enter the Twilight Zone
151. FATAL: Major security hack. Notify Administrator.
152. Identity problems, eh ?
153. Error: Bad SLAB magic!
154. ’tis is no game for mere mortals
155. Go away and get a life
156. Death before dishonour ?
157. Dave, don’t do that…
158. Good afternoon, gentelman, I’m a HAL 9000 Computer
159. Only few mortals may try to enter the Twiligth Zone
160. Only real wizzards know the spells to open the gate of paradize
161. Trying to unlock the door twice eh ?
162. Use the force, Luke !
163. Change balls, please
164. Bad Craziness - Error reported to webmaster - please hang up and try again.
165. “NONE of your errors have been found”
166. “Well, you ran into something and the game is over.”
167. “Unused error message #xxx”
168. “FALL DOWN GO BOOM”
169. Data potato doo-wop doo-wop
170. Okie dokie, core dumped.bash
171. Puke.
172. spurious multibus interrupt
173. EDOTDOT!!!!
174. Your guess is probably much better than mine.
175. You wascal wabbit! Wandering wizards won’t win!
176. savemail: HELP!!!!
177. Who are you ?
178. MAIL DELETED BECAUSE OF LACK OF DISK SPACE
179. Can’t suspend a login shell (yet).
180. EH?
181. You are a charlatan, bordeaux.kpno.noao.edu
182. “Your expression has defeated me”
183. “Your formula has defeated me”
184. WARNING: 54 - PROGRAM NOT RECURSIVE
185. Help is not available for you.
186. Masscomp C compiler:”Insane structure member list”
187. User Error: An unknown error has occurred in an unidentified program while executing an unimplemented function at an undefined address. Correct error and resubmit.
188. Liar, Liar! Pants on Fire!
189. Error: Success